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Being Op With My Broken System: All Limits Have Errors
by Vee_High
After getting hit by a truck in an attempt to chase down his brother's bullies, Alex transmigrates into the body of a weak mage in a fantasy world called Eldora.As expected, transmigration can never be complete without a golden finger! Shortly after waking up in his new body, Alex awakens the almighty path system.But that wasn't all, a more shocking discovery almost blew Alex's mind away.....The system is crashing!! The system is crashing!! The system is crashing!!!![Due to the system breaking d…
Immortal Taoist Lord: My Cultivation Have No Limits
by Warhammer Ranking
After traveling to a world of cultivators, Su Yu becomes a member of a common cultivation family's collateral branch, with his cultivation talent evolving from remarkably average to an unsurpassable prodigy of the Daoism.With a proficiency panel embedded within him, he defies all limitations of the Spiritual Root and enlightenment, all he needs is to consistently cultivate from nine-to-five to accumulate proficiency and enhance his strength.There are no bottlenecks in his cultivation. After stea…
Time-limited F-Class Housewife
by sola_cola
“CONGRATS, Miss Baek— you’re pregnant with South Korea’s #1 Hunter’s baby!”Baek Gyubin, the leader of a flopped Kpop girl group, is beyond shocked after hearing that she's carrying Hunter Han Wooju’s baby in her womb.And to be informed that she's pregnant as a twenty-five-year-old virgin?That's crazy!It's even crazier that her ‘baby daddy’ is the Guildmaster of Blue Dragon— the strongest guild at the moment.Plus, Hunter Han Wooju is the CEO of a luxury shopping mall and a known member of Korea’s…
Online Game: My Health Point Has No Limits
by Foreign Region King
"It was the year 2030 AD. The origin universe game “Divine Revelation” made its grand debut. In this game, the in-game currency could be exchanged for real money, which attracted countless players. Even countries were getting ready to enter the game. But no one knew that Li Yi who had fallen in the War of the Gods returned to this very day when the game was launched with ten years worth of memories from the game. And this time, Li Yi received the SSS Rank Talent - Blood Devour. [SSS Rank Talent,…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
The Time-Limited Love and Marriage
by Eighteen-Year-Old Koi
He chose her out of curiosity, and she chose him for a good sleep.In this one-year hidden marriage, they agreed to take what they needed and have only pleasure without love. But the reality was that he was very domineering. He could bully her, but if anyone else did the same, they would face severe consequences. Many people felt sorry for him and thought that she didn't deserve him. However, they discovered that her real identities were stunning and extraordinary. She was a genius hacker, a skil…
Call Of The Dark
by MishaK
Driven by his need for revenge, Lazarus, the Lore’s most ruthless vampire, plots to seize the throne of Wilyra and rule it along with his betrothed, the fae goddess Maeve who thrives in a borrowed body. Lazarus has a perfect plan—until he finds Emmalyn, a young mortal who is the daughter of the rebel leader of blood vassals in his kingdom and an integral part of his plan. He captures the young girl to cast her soul out for Maeve. Emmalyn yearns for a better life to escape from her stepmother…
Miss Not so Typical: Consider me Humored (GL)
by talesofheaven
Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember.**Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell.Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismati…
No Skills, No Limits: Conquering the Apocalypse
by Wateristubeg
In an apocalyptic world where resources are limited and only the rich gets to survive, money is not a want; It's a need.Terrence Ardwil is a man who has been loyal to the government his entire life. He is part of the "Mission for Life" unit— a unit created to lessen the human's total population in the hope of making humanity survive even longer.He was already satisfied with how he lived until an incident happened that resulted in his unfortunate death. When he thought he had died, he suddenly fe…
The Dark Luna
by CELLICA
*Book 1 Completed**Book 2 Completed*Blanca Vergil, the first of her kind, a young, naive hybrid, met Dimitri Norton, a rich, handsome, and powerful vampire.After a terrible betrayal in his past, he used his powerful abilities to fight against his fate.But when two strangers come together and two lifemates face treacherous schemes and uncover a dark mystery that links them together, you get a story and an adventure no one could have ever foreseen.
Daily Dark Jokes ....
by DarkClowns
Dark Jokes so dark that you,ll need a flashlight to read them
Kiss The Dark
by AmeraWolf80
Sold into marriage to a reclusive man. Megan is dragged to a clandestine midnight ceremony and delivered to Gabriel North. Megan must spend 30 days married to Mr. North before she may finally be free forever. The only problem is that he marries every year only to annul the marriage and his brides are never heard from again. No one knows anything about him except that he is extraordinarily wealthy, and he has an estate high on the mountain above the city that no one is brave enough to visit. Bef…
Humans' Limits
by LifeDayDreams
How high can humans jump? How long can humans live? What are humans limits? And finally, what then, after those limits are no more?An ocean of energy, that is the universe. The source matter comes from, the foundation of everything, and there is a prerequisite to touch it.Earth is special, and Lucas even more so. He was a soldier who almost met an unfortunate end. Fortunately, that was his chance at touching the extraordinary. But as we all know, everything has a price, and this one demands imme…
Dark Honor
by Legacy_za
Screams. Wails. Cries. Sobs.Regrets. Punishments. Sufferings.Pain. Pain. And Pain.Hell reeks of those smells.Scratchy and dark? Emotionless and screeching like nails on a chalkboard? I smirk. You poor little, clueless souls. Tall slender, wearing a red silk suit; his eyes have pure darkness. Stare at me, and I will get you to tell me what you desire; the words spoken in a deep, soft tone make the hair stand up at the back of your neck.He has tried to make people believe that darkness and evil ar…
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by Beatinvestagaterme
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The Dark Magus
by D_RegalInsomniac
Please support with power stones for WPCupdate: Didn't win. Yeah, I know, it sucks. I'd still take the power stones tho. ----------"The dark mage, Jason, died a heroic death at the age of thirty. He sacrificed himself bravely to save all the rankers in the tower from the Others and everyone in the tower will always remember him as a hero."That is the story that everyone heard about Jason's death. The truth was very different.In truth, Jason was betrayed by the heavens just before the war ended a…
No Limits
by miles118218
Corvo always had an unlucky life. He never got what he wanted and always had to fight for it. Even after he was successful at his university he couldn't get access to a better school and so he never got a job. He died young without ever achieving his dream. Fortunately for him, he got another chance. His soul was picked by a god and transported in another body in a brand new fantasy world. He looked crippled but it didn't matter because he had body cultivation. He didn't have the best techniques…
A dark Joke
by darkjoker
hi! I am back, I have finally came up with a plan for my story. I am planning on dropping a couple of chapters a month. I am sorry but I still have to work as I only write in my free time. English isn't my first nor second language, so I apologize for any mistakes you might find and I would appreciate your feedback. this story might get dark, like really dark as I am basically releasing all my frustrations in it lol so if it gets to be too much or I take it too far please inform me. thank you fo…
Limits
by DarkRay
The story about Nex Wintersteed, a youngster from a small village in the Endrosian Empire. You'll witness the adventures through the protagonist's eyes, as he decides to explore his life.From an incompetent greenhorn, to a skilled hunter and warrior. Many struggles await him, as well as many wonders to uncover. How will he develop, and what choices will he make? That's something for you to find out, as the story progresses. ---------------------------------------------The book is completed. The …
the dark system
by farmer_with_dimple
THIS BOOK IS ON A HIATUS until May 2023 (10 chapters), September 29th (15) chapters, and December or October 30th, 2023 (30+ chapters). See you then!Sound-minded Author synopsisThe book follows a man whose soul drifted from earth to another body in a different world upon his death. He becomes a Demi-god with a system. He journeys out to become stronger while helping his father (a god) take revenge on those that nearly killed him.Unhinged Author AbstractIt's about a human who becomes a Demi-god a…