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Being Op With My Broken System: All Limits Have Errors
by Vee_High
After getting hit by a truck in an attempt to chase down his brother's bullies, Alex transmigrates into the body of a weak mage in a fantasy world called Eldora.As expected, transmigration can never be complete without a golden finger! Shortly after waking up in his new body, Alex awakens the almighty path system.But that wasn't all, a more shocking discovery almost blew Alex's mind away.....The system is crashing!! The system is crashing!! The system is crashing!!!![Due to the system breaking d…
Immortal Taoist Lord: My Cultivation Have No Limits
by Warhammer Ranking
After traveling to a world of cultivators, Su Yu becomes a member of a common cultivation family's collateral branch, with his cultivation talent evolving from remarkably average to an unsurpassable prodigy of the Daoism.With a proficiency panel embedded within him, he defies all limitations of the Spiritual Root and enlightenment, all he needs is to consistently cultivate from nine-to-five to accumulate proficiency and enhance his strength.There are no bottlenecks in his cultivation. After stea…
Time-limited F-Class Housewife
by sola_cola
“CONGRATS, Miss Baek— you’re pregnant with South Korea’s #1 Hunter’s baby!”Baek Gyubin, the leader of a flopped Kpop girl group, is beyond shocked after hearing that she's carrying Hunter Han Wooju’s baby in her womb.And to be informed that she's pregnant as a twenty-five-year-old virgin?That's crazy!It's even crazier that her ‘baby daddy’ is the Guildmaster of Blue Dragon— the strongest guild at the moment.Plus, Hunter Han Wooju is the CEO of a luxury shopping mall and a known member of Korea’s…
Online Game: My Health Point Has No Limits
by Foreign Region King
"It was the year 2030 AD. The origin universe game “Divine Revelation” made its grand debut. In this game, the in-game currency could be exchanged for real money, which attracted countless players. Even countries were getting ready to enter the game. But no one knew that Li Yi who had fallen in the War of the Gods returned to this very day when the game was launched with ten years worth of memories from the game. And this time, Li Yi received the SSS Rank Talent - Blood Devour. [SSS Rank Talent,…
Dark King
by Ancient Xi
Catastrophe erupted, it was the end of the world.Survivors were surrounded by the impregnable wall, a new order was established...The desire for power, faith, and darkness pervaded each other, layer upon layer of brands imprinted in every corner of the heart.The virus wreaked havoc, were these humans' true colors?"I unexpectedly survive, I want to live." –Du Dian
The Time-Limited Love and Marriage
by Eighteen-Year-Old Koi
He chose her out of curiosity, and she chose him for a good sleep.In this one-year hidden marriage, they agreed to take what they needed and have only pleasure without love. But the reality was that he was very domineering. He could bully her, but if anyone else did the same, they would face severe consequences. Many people felt sorry for him and thought that she didn't deserve him. However, they discovered that her real identities were stunning and extraordinary. She was a genius hacker, a skil…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
Dark Salvation
by delanasiwarka
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. Shakespeare – [The Tempest] VOLUME 1Status: Completed (260 chapters)As a form of punishment for mistakenly killing an innocent civilian, Song Zhuyu, a priest and part-time exorcist, found himself exiled to the distant shores of Shenci Island, hundreds of miles away from his hometown and the only city he had ever known his whole life. However, unbeknownst to anyone, he harbored a secret agenda— to hunt down the culprit who had turned his life upside down…
Miss Not so Typical: Consider me Humored (GL)
by talesofheaven
Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember.**Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell.Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismati…
Dark Parasyte
by Usiel
Corvin Blackmoor was a man carved by war and betrayal.From the blood soaked deserts of Afghanistan to the shadowed corridors of British Intelligence, he served and watched ideals crumble into lies.Patriotism. Honor. Loyalty.He buried them all long before a Quds Force assassin silenced his final breath.But death was only the beginning.Dragged from the ruins of a dying world, Corvin awakens in Valtheris. A savage world ruled by magic, where gods are myths, and survival is written in blood.He is no…
Dark Hunger
by MishaK
A werewolf who would stop at nothing to claim her… After enduring the torment of his first relationship, Caleb Silver, king of Ixoviya, was enraged to find that he indeed had a mate. When he finally came close to her, the rage within him soothed. But she was on her death-bed. Turned into a vampire, she is on the verge of rejecting her mate… Conditioned to hate the night creatures, Elize Walsh, ran away from her mate. She hated him like fiery pits of hell — until this man starts his slow and wick…
The Dark Side
by Sakz
Torn Between Good And Bad.Justin is light, safe, good. Alex is dark, dangerous, bad. Ariana is torn between the two. She knows she should head towards the light but the element of darkness has always excited her. Darkness runs through her blood, darkness makes her heart go wild. Darkness attracts her, she's drawn to it like a moth to a burning fire. Which path will she choose?
No Skills, No Limits: Conquering the Apocalypse
by Wateristubeg
In an apocalyptic world where resources are limited and only the rich gets to survive, money is not a want; It's a need.Terrence Ardwil is a man who has been loyal to the government his entire life. He is part of the "Mission for Life" unit— a unit created to lessen the human's total population in the hope of making humanity survive even longer.He was already satisfied with how he lived until an incident happened that resulted in his unfortunate death. When he thought he had died, he suddenly fe…
Humans' Limits
by LifeDayDreams
How high can humans jump? How long can humans live? What are humans limits? And finally, what then, after those limits are no more?An ocean of energy, that is the universe. The source matter comes from, the foundation of everything, and there is a prerequisite to touch it.Earth is special, and Lucas even more so. He was a soldier who almost met an unfortunate end. Fortunately, that was his chance at touching the extraordinary. But as we all know, everything has a price, and this one demands imme…
Dark Academy
by Tracy_Tauro
Reincarnation brings me back to the age of eighteen when everything began. I am aware of what is now awaiting me at this point. I plan to alter my future.__________Before long, it compelled me to join the Dark Academy, where magical beings of all kinds training to combat interstellar invaders. The Dark academy magical creatures forced the students to enlist in the Human Defense Force.I am Aria Hart, and I am neither a werewolf nor a vampire nor a Fae nor a witch. I am a called Rare a species b…
Daily Dark Jokes ....
by DarkClowns
Dark Jokes so dark that you,ll need a flashlight to read them
your everyday dark humor :)
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No Limits
by miles118218
Corvo always had an unlucky life. He never got what he wanted and always had to fight for it. Even after he was successful at his university he couldn't get access to a better school and so he never got a job. He died young without ever achieving his dream. Fortunately for him, he got another chance. His soul was picked by a god and transported in another body in a brand new fantasy world. He looked crippled but it didn't matter because he had body cultivation. He didn't have the best techniques…
A dark Joke
by darkjoker
hi! I am back, I have finally came up with a plan for my story. I am planning on dropping a couple of chapters a month. I am sorry but I still have to work as I only write in my free time. English isn't my first nor second language, so I apologize for any mistakes you might find and I would appreciate your feedback. this story might get dark, like really dark as I am basically releasing all my frustrations in it lol so if it gets to be too much or I take it too far please inform me. thank you fo…
Black Dark
by Zanaka
Arjun, begitulah nama bocah ini. Di usia yang belia, ia harus mengalami banyak kemalangan. Mulai dari seringnya melihat pertengkaran orang tuanya hingga satu per satu orang yang ia sayangi meninggalkan dirinya. Mulai dari meninggalnya ibunya, hingga ia harus dijauhkan dari kakak angkatnya, Agnimaya.Namun, semua kemalangan itu membuat Arjun semakin kuat menjalani garis takdirnya.Ia berjanji untuk selalu berada di jalan kebenaran. Tapi, selalu saja banyak rintangan untuk menjalani niat baik itu.Be…